
The first season of 24 started in 2001. In 2001 I was graduating from high school and moving to Colorado for college. In 2001 I was happy, free, and blissfully unaware of the existence of 24. In 2005, in the fourth season of 24, I graduated from college, got married and moved to Kansas where I was still blissfully unaware of the existence of 24. By the fifth season of 24, I began to notice an ominous undertone in the conversations of my friends and loved ones about this ’24′. It’s like a drug, I heard. If you start, you can’t stop, I heard. Five seasons to catch up on, better start now, I heard. My parents, normally immune to pop culture phenomenons, would disappear for weekends as they’d catch up on the back seasons, and unequivocally blocked all communication on the airing night of 24.
Jeff and I, recognizing the danger, stayed far far away. We got hooked to a few other shows here and there, but none involved 24 episodes and multiple seasons of history. Even at our weakest point, when all we wanted to do was escape reality, we would choose something else.
And then.
Last week, I have no idea what happened. None. Perhaps we became too far removed from the obsessive behavior we observed five years ago. Or maybe we thought we’d be above the pull. I don’t know. But, since we were all caught up on our shows, someone, I can’t remember which one, suggested 24 on Netflix. We watched one episode. Shrug. Whatever. No big deal. So we watched another episode to see what all the fuss was about. Yeah. Ok. Still, whatever. And, because it was a weekend, we watched one more episode. Well, crap. Addicted. Goner.
Our weekend became a single minded task to finish the dang season. Part of the draw is that it is only one day. So you feel like all of your hard work sitting in front of the screen needs to be rewarded by letting Jack Bauer finish out the day. Our brains were fried, our emotions were fraught, and it was the longest day of our lives. It was terrible. Awful.
We pinky swore that, barring some freak event that neither of us could leave the house for several days and we have nothing, I mean nothing, else to do, we would never ever even suggest watching season 2 of 24. Never. At the slightest suggestion or implication of weakness, the weak one must endure severe consequences of which we couldn’t agree upon at the time. But believe me, it’ll be severe.
So, just say no to 24. It’s hazardous to your health.